1. Be accurate. Be relevant. Be courteous. Be thoughtful. Act in good faith.
2. The Management Reserves The Right To Refuse Admission. Or in other words, the management reserves the right to unpublish your comments or ban you for any reason whatsoever, including “You was lookin’ at me funny.”
2a. The management undertakes to employ the “You was lookin’ at me funny,” clause sparingly.
3. Comments on any given post will remain open for not more than seven (7) days.
…And I think that’ll do for now.