You discover the milk is dead only after you’ve made your porridge with it
– abandon the porridge with curdled milk
In the fridge, there is
a protein bar
cheddar cheese
apple juice.
– open the cheddar cheese
The cheddar cheese smells like feet. Two different colours of mold decorate its surface. Eat the cheddar cheese?
– no
In the fridge, there is
a protein bar
cheddar cheese
apple juice.
– open the apple juice.
The apple juice fizzes slightly as it opens. Drink the apple juice?
– yes
The apple juice is fizzy. The apple juice has become cider. The cider is tasty, but it is not a morning drink. Continue drinking the apple juice?
– no
In the fridge, there is
a protein bar
cheddar cheese
apple juice.
– open the protein bar.
It is a mint chocolate flavoured protein bar. There is nothing wrong with it, except that it is a protein bar. Eat the protein bar?
– yes
The protein bar is breakfast.
Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea 
Honestly, that sounds surprisingly like my supper. I had planned on making pizza.
Then, it turned out most of the cheese was moldy, and the pineapple (what? you don’t put pineapple on pizza?????) in juice was fizzy. Probably the worst pizza I’ve ever made, but… better than a protein bar!