Because the internet is for cat pictures.
Cat of the Hill of the Muses
Cat of the top of the Classical Agora
Cat of the Tourist Information Office, Dionysiou Areopagitou
Cat, very pregnant, of beside the Panathenaic Way
Cat of the Athenian Acropolis, shortly before she bellied herself under the leftmost marble block.
Bonus! Unsociable Tortoise of the Pnyx
Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea 
Bonus turtle has had enough of this feline supremacy, and is crawling right off this page as soon as he finds a ramp.
That is exactly what he did on the Pnyx, in fact. As soon as I sat down, off he trundled downhill.
“Unsociable Turtle of the Pnyx” should be a weapon in an action RPG. Or possibly a dance.
I think, Stefan, that possibly it needs to be an NPC with a quest. (Poor tortoise.)
Tortoise! Not turtle. Ah, the horror–I have ignored this creature’s very nature.
The tortoise cannot swim! The turtle cannot live in such dry woods! VENGEFUL TURTLES SHALL AFFLICT THEE!